January 2009
108 posts
Funny New Definitions
Antibody - against everyone Artery - The study of the paintings. Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria. Cesarean section - a district in Rome. Cardiology - advance study of poker playing. Cat scan - searching for lost kitty. Chronic - neck of a crow. Coma - punctuation mark. Cortisone - area around local court. Cyst - short for sister. Diagnosis - person with slanted nose. Dilate - the late British...
Rules for Life
Pursue Achievable Goals.
Keep a Genuine Smile.
Share With Others.
Help Thy Neighbours.
Maintain a Youthful Spirit.
Get Along with the Rich, Poor, Beautiful and Ugly.
Keep Cool Under Pressure.
Lighten the Atmosphere with Humour.
Forgive the annoyance of Others.
Have Few Pals,
Co-operate and Reap Greater Rewards.
Treasure Every Moment with your Loved Ones.
Have High Confidence in...
Fun Info
-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size...
Inspiration of Life
Colors: The colors and blends in the nature give me new ideas and server for me as my biggest inspiration. Ideas that do not blend together with right mixtures are just words and the ideas that make you fall into oceans of thoughts are not words, they are Life. Love: I am at last a human too. A person who likes to be loved and a person who simple loves to love someone else. Though my love is not...
Remembrance
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad; But never forget to remember the things that made you happy. Always remember to forget the friends that proved untrue; But never forget to remember those that have stuck by you. Always remember to forget the troubles that have passed away; But never forget to remember the blessings that come each day.
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